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(onfinement Vol.1 Issue.5
Released 10/13/93
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                    -//- (onfinement Publications '93 -//- 
                            
In This Issue:
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[1] Alpine's never ending quest for 3lit3ness
    : Part Deux

CORRECTiON: Oh ya, in Confinement #4 I stated Alpines lame board had no NUP,
            well I was wrong, it's WHOOMP!
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Alpine & His 3lit3ness ][
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Ok, as day two dawns, I further dwell into the realm of scum and shit ...
Yet again I further suck up to Alpine, in hopes that one day, his HD will be
mine... Muahahahahahahaha...
So here's yet another chat capture with the piece of shit:

The SysOp Alpine is bringing you into chat!
hah
what a geek, from the last few callers, he just called recently
[ He means Beetle, after he posted that 'message' (Con 4) ]
I noticed.... shit, I just talked to him (be4 i read the message) he didnt
dish up anything good, so i didnt capture it. [ I'm his secret spy noW! ]
shit, well, you can't trust him, he does crap here too whenever I need help,
I watch his shit carefully
ya.... can i snag acs to the secret sacred conf?? i wanna get involved in the
beetle thrashing
ok
try to get our caucus members carefully, they could be a spy on another board
ya really... and fuck... beetles dead
hey, are you sure he wrote that, my co just called in... and fowarded the
stupid messages of Beatle, it has to be him from the way he talks...
no, im sure thats beetle, childish and immature

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Sigh... I wanna cry. Anyway, browsing through his "secret" Caucus message bases,
I almost threw up laughing.... oh please.

Msg #: [1/2]                            Base: [High Command] Orders
Date : Sun 03 Oct 1993  11:29a          Stat: Public
From : Alpine #1
To   : All
Title: Caucus Conference

This message is for Caucus Members ONLY!  This message is highly restricted.
This is Caucus, only our trusted users and friends have access here.  We will
not have that much Caucus Memebers because there might be a traitor among us.
[ Heheheheh... Me. ]
Caucus is considered the High Command, this is our high command.  We will
discuss our BBS tactics and how things should be planned.  We will talk about
any BBS where we can get our Couriers to scab and leech our files.  We will
talk about worthess users that are spying or abusing this board or any user
out there that can be a real threat to this bbs.  I setup a file area called
[Info] Caucus, you must upload anything, captures that there is a traitor here
or anybody framing anyone.  Caucus Members will be able to download these
files.  I setup three message bases, you must discuss the problems and how
things are going on there, those three message bases are the three basic areas
on this bbs.  This bbs is not Shareware, this board is 90% pirate and 10%
Shareware.  Only me and the Co-SysOp Red Dragon can leave message on the
Caucus Conference [High Command] Orders.  If you have any suggestions, leave me
or the Co-SysOp Red Dragon a message.
ALpiNe
[1:2] Read (1-2,<CR>=Next,?=Help) :

[ w0w o wow Alpine. You are t00 3lit3. ]

Msg #: [2/2]                            Base: [High Command] Orders
Date : Sun 03 Oct 1993  11:50a          Stat: Public
From : Alpine #1
+To   : All
Title: Ranks

This message is for Caucus Members ONLY!  This is a highly restricted area.
         SysOp: Alpine
    1 Co-SysOp: Red Dragon
    2 Co-SysOp: Lexus
    3 Co-SysOp: TriNitro
Caucus Members: Techno
                Fang
                Liverboy
These are the only Caucus Members, you will be a Caucus Member as long as this
BBS is still up.  Caucus Members will not be recruited, once someone betrays
us, that's it, tuff luck.  I will tell you what each memeber does briefly.
         SysOp: Alpine - the SysOp of this bbs
    1 Co-SysOp: Red Dragon - the SysOp's right hand man
    2 Co-SysOp: Lexus - the SysOp's left hand man, mostly validating files
    3 Co-SysOp: TriNitro - in charge of the Shareware Section
Caucus Members: Techno - in charge of BBS external affairs, info on everything
                Fang - in external affairs, BBS advisor
                Liverboy - in external affairs, our BBS spy
If you have any suggestions, please leave me a message or the Co-SysOp Red
Dragon.

[ Oh gee, lookit this. I seem to have all of the above user's info. (Con 4) ]

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Ok let's skip ahead a little into the future. I am now the SpyNet host, and I
have obtained all of his Telegard directories. (wow) So in Front Door, I made
it so any system could request a file, and here is the requestable directories
I shoved in there: 

; MAIL/FILE VERIFICATION CODES:
; SPYNET : THE ULTIMATUM BBS Op: Alpine (66:666/1)

C:\DLS\SYSOP
C:\DLS\UPLOAD
C:\STATION
; TELEMAIL 1.51 DIRECTORY
C:\STATION\MSG
; Scan/24hrs to AkA:(66:666/0)
C:\STATION\GFIL
; Scan Users for private mail
; If User non existent : DELETE MSG
; Security : ON

; Dear Alpine. Gee this must look confusing. Wow. Well, it's for file
; distrobution netwerking. wow am I smart. This is just the skeleton,
; It'll be fully operational soon. Dont modify me. Hype is tired of
; helping beginners until 1am. oh well, to kill Beatle it's worthwhile.

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I tried to make it look real technical, so that he didn't have a clue as to 
what I was up to. His 'spies' has informed him that I was talking behind his
back, so I think he did not consider me trustworthy any longer. I dunno.
Anyway, so I requested his STATUS.DAT and USER.LST files... Apparently he had
changed his USER.LST directory, so I did not receive it. But I did manage to
get his status.dat. His Gfiles directory is C:\STATiON\GFIL and his system
password is GUNZ. So anyway, I have now learned of the new Gfiles directory 
from the status.dat file, and will upload the new requestable directories list.
Man, is this guy stupid or what. I talked to him voice, and he sounded like a
fucken squag. Oh well, he is.
[ A Little While Later ]
Ok, I have the new directory in the file request thing, and I will snag his
userlist tonight. Fuck, I could setup his whole goddam board over here!!...
Oh shit I'm dying of laughter... ALpiNe logged on here and left a few messages.
I had to let him on or else he would get suspicious.. anyway, here's the 
messages he left.. apologizes to call the Net hosts for these lame messages,
but theyre good for a laugh:

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Msg #: [50/50]                          Base:  QUiK : BBS Advertisements 
Date : Sun 17 Oct 1993  2:17a           Stat: Local 
From : Alpine
To   : All
Title: Ultimatum BBS

@PID: Telegard 2.7
Have nothing else to do, so, in your free time call...

Ultimatum BBS
604-439-7143

SysOp:  ALpiNe
CoSysOp:  ReD DRaGoN

No Loners  No Hackers  No Beatle wannabes  No Assholes

On my board, I only want COOL people to call my board for fun, it's not that
great but call it anyways, the board is HOMIE oriented, but others are
accepted.  The board is for you enjoyment only, I'm a friendly SysOp, I don't
pressure people in uploading files.  But HEY, if you need anythang and if I'm
in the good mood, yeah, why not, I'll give you free files.  I hope you enjoyed
Hypes board, it's cool and Beatle if you're out there, give Bluck a 69 man.

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Msg #: [13/14]                          Base:  QUiK : Rag On Lamers 
Date : Sun 17 Oct 1993  1:50a           Stat: Local 
From : Alpine
To   : All
Title: Beatle

@PID: Telegard 2.7
This message is brought to the general pirate about a fucken skinny toothpick
on this board.  This toothpick is believed to be Beatle, a fucken druggy that
plays too much Stick Fighter II.  Just remember about this lamer if you
downloaded beatle1.txt or beatle2.txt.  He's just a plain fucken asshole who
talks BIG on the modem.  All he does is hack boards 24hrs a day, 7 days a week,
no sleep, no eat.  A fucken loser who doesn't have education and a jobless
asshole who is 20.  From the info I got from some buddies of mine, Beatle
setup this shitty BBS Gay Meet somewhere in a beach.  The only people that
met at the beach were all his goons.  All his goons including that clutz Beatle
had group sex on the beach and they all did the RAMBO.  Beatle was so fucken
tired of all this he was sorta dehydrated.  They all did a bit of dope, acid,
sniffing glue, and gasoline for an hour.  After that, they went to the
Planetarium to watch a loner show called Zeppelin, wow.  Beatle is full of
shit, fuck, he's gonna get rocked silly.  There will be a message next month
called beatle3.txt, it will described Beatle in a more detailed way and his
life story.  This message is brought to the general pirate to stop Beatle's
shit, that's it...  Cya then.

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Msg #: [14/14]                          Base:  QUiK : Rag On Lamers 
Date : Sun 17 Oct 1993  1:52a           Stat: Local 
From : Alpine
To   : Beatle
Title: Hacker
Reply: This message is a reply to #12

@PID: Telegard 2.7
Well what have we here, you a good hacker, HOT SHOT.  Sure you are, you think
you probably some GREAT HACKER.  C'min in this bbs all by yerself...  Where's
your partner...  Where's your partner...  well...  the other one was uptairs,
he was swwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy...  mmm... mmm...  I knocked him out...
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
that was Bluck BTW...  Fuck You Beatle you lamo...

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Msg #: [38/38]                          Base:  ORiON : BBS Advertisements 
Date : Sun 17 Oct 1993  2:23a           Stat: Local 
From : Alpine
To   : All
Title: InterZone BBS

@PID: Telegard 2.7
Hey guys, InterZone BBS sucks, the BBS is run by Beatle, a fucken homosexual
faggit that never quits bugging SysOps.  His fags are Incognito, Klaws, and
his bum buddy Bluck Fuck.  The board is full of shit, it'e molestation and
homosexuality oriented.  This board is for FAGs only.  Trust me, if you check
out the message bases, you'll get offended.  The reason why the board is so
fucken goddam crazy is because the SysOp there is on DOPE, cheap dope like
sniffing glue, sniffing gasoline, and probably sniffing a pile of shit.  The
board is for losers only, the majority of losers that call there is 90%, so
if you're a loser, you should call there.  The whole board is for loners, 24hr
bastards, homosexuals, transvestites, homosapiens, ogres, and basically, just
assholes.  Cya.

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Msg #: [68/70]                          Base:  / : Beatings/Gang Rape 
Date : Sun 17 Oct 1993  1:54a           Stat: Local 
From : Alpine
To   : All
Title: Fuck This

@PID: Telegard 2.7
Beatle...  you and your fucken GOONs are a bunch of morons, you're gonna manage
this bbs...  down to the ground...  if this was InterZone...  Welcome to
Hell...

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Msg #: [69/70]                          Base:  / : Beatings/Gang Rape 
Date : Sun 17 Oct 1993  1:56a           Stat: Local 
From : Alpine
To   : Beatle
Title: Fuck You

@PID: Telegard 2.7
Beatle, you're full of lies, I know who you are you fucken skinny little fucken
chug man.  I've been looking for you for so long, where were you.  Fucken
wimp, me and the VCs are gonna rock you silly, fucken, look at your fucken
hairdo, the barber really did a good job on your hair, fuck, no girl will go
out with you.

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Msg #: [70/70]                          Base:  / : Beatings/Gang Rape 
Date : Sun 17 Oct 1993  2:05a           Stat: Local 
From : Alpine
To   : Beatle
Title: Fuck You

@PID: Telegard 2.7
Beatle, you better STOP all your shit, anything that happens on my board is
blamed on you, who else would it be.  I know who you are, you think I'm some
geek do you.  You don't know who you're dealing with, you think you could do
what you want huh.  Everything I told you was true man, I'll go knock at your
place and give you shit man.  Trust me, I could kick all, I mean all your bum
buddies ass, just trust me, the only way you can beat me is with a gun which
you don't have.  I mean it fucker, my friends are bigger than you and
weightlifters and kickboxers.  I went to a lot of rumbles, and most of them
use knees and elbows, I thought you we're some kind of Hell's Angels dude, but
now that I know.  I can harshly kick your ass from the way I train fucker, you
don't have no fucken muscles, you're skinny to the fucken BONE man.  You have a
fucken hairdo with a fucked up face, I bet a lot of people kicked your ass
lately.  You don't eat the proper food or do any health shit, there's no way
you can beat me.  Just trust me, the majority here are fucken geeks right, but
not me, just trust me man, I can fucken WHALE on you.  I bet you I can kick
Blucks ass too, he's just a clumbsy ogre as far as I'm concerned.  You're a
fucken wimp, you and your lies, you though I was lying.  You're a joke on the
phone, there is a lot of traitors on your side and they told me shit about you
like hell.  I'll get you man, I'll fucken get you, you piss me off.  Fucken,
you better pray and watch your back man.  BTW, don't bother coming out on
Hallowe'en because you're not gonna make it back home fucker.  I know what
your buddies are like, I have a 90% prediction, you and your buddies are
NO MATCH...  fuck off loser...  all you do is bullshit, I'll fucken get you
man...  you better stop fucken loner...

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UPDATE!!!

Yes sports fans, I have his userlist, have created a pack of virii, and logged
onto Alpine's board as Red Dragon. I then uploaded it, shell to dos, and ran
it. It froze everything, and wouldn't pick up after. His board is toast.
Here's the glorious capture:

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Time Left: [00:36:55] (?=Help)
<0: [SysOp] Directory>
File System Menu :U

Upload - 14178K free on this drive.
Filename: BEATLE.ZIP

Searching for duplicate files ...
Warning: file "BEATLE.TXT" exists in a private SysOp directory.
Upload anyway? [No] : Yes
Upload "BEATLE.ZIP"? [Yes] : Yes

Enter a single "\" in front of the description if it
is for the SysOp ONLY.

Please enter a one line description (54 chrs max)
:beatle thrashing pak
Leave a verbose description? [No] : No

Protocol (?=list) : Z
 Receive ready.

 Gave time refund of 00:00:21
 Transfer complete.
 File size:       11264 bytes.
 Upload time:     21 seconds
 Transfer rate:   536 cps
 Time refund:     21 seconds.
 File points:     2 pts.
 Sorry, no upload time refund may be given at this time.
 You will get your refund after the event.

Time Left: [00:35:51] (?=Help)
<0: [SysOp] Directory>
File System Menu :C
Why do you want to chat?
:
Time Left: [00:35:39] (?=Help)
<0: [SysOp] Directory>
File System Menu :*
Time Left: [00:35:38] (?=Help)
SysOp Menu :/D
    
                Version 2.21, 12-19-91
   ۰  ۰ ۰ ۰          DOORWAY TO
                            UNLIMITED DOORS
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   Written by: Marshall Dudley           ۰      
   Data World BBS 615)966-3574                     
   Home of Eatumup, Doorway, SH                       
   BW-ONLY, and Superman. Copyright 1987,88,89,90,91
DOORWAY to unlimited doors V 2.21 - Copyright (C) 1987-1991 by Marshall Dudley
                       Registered to: Free James Brown
              Red, your time available in door is 1000 Minutes

Microsoft(R) MS-DOS(R) Version 5.00
             (C)Copyright Microsoft Corp 1981-1991.
C:\STATION>cd\dls\
C:\>md temp
C:\>cd dls
C:\DLS>cd sysop
C:\DLS\SYSOP>dir
ISINFO   Z77     31542 10-04-93   2:30p
ISPOLICY Z77      7496 10-04-93   2:35p
DESQVU26 ZIP    992335 10-10-93  11:51a
HEIRARCH ARJ      1201 10-11-93   4:02p
SECURITY DIR      8760 10-04-93   6:04a
SODTRN   ZIP     10172 10-12-93   7:46p
BEATLE   ZIP     11182 10-17-93   3:21a
       13 file(s)    5463984 bytes
                    14221312 bytes free

C:\DLS\SYSOP>pkunzip beatle C:\temp

PKUNZIP (R)    FAST!    Extract Utility    Version 2.04g  02-01-93
Copr. 1989-1993 PKWARE Inc. All Rights Reserved. Shareware Version
PKUNZIP Reg. U.S. Pat. and Tm. Off.
 EMS version 4.00 detected.
 XMS version 3.00 detected.
 DPMI version 0.90 detected.

Searching ZIP: BEATLE.ZIP
                          - Ultimatum BBS - 604-PRI-VATE
  Inflating: C:/temp/BOOTKILL.COM
  Inflating: C:/temp/KILL.COM
  Inflating: C:/temp/LEPROSY.COM
  Inflating: C:/temp/AIDS.COM
 Extracting: C:/temp/RUN.BAT

C:\DLS\SYSOP>cd\temp

C:\TEMP>run
C:\TEMP>bootkill
C:\TEMP>kill   [ 5 minute pause ]

NO CARRIER

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Well... I later learned that everything freezes when he runs it, and he now 
boots from A:... sigh... his userlist and status.dat are also in here, although
now updated, some accounts may still work... Anyway, we're still having fun 
with him, and I'll post accomplishments in another issue.
l8r.

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'BOOM' goes Alpine! AAAiiiiiEEE!!!
SWEET OBLiViON - Text/Art 14.4k/V.32bis [6o4].929.o554
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