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[A[79C
[37mInfo:   MAD was started January 1994.  It merged with Mindless in 
[A[66CJune/July.
[8CMindless died August/September.  MAD was reformed with about 80% of
[8Cit's past members Late January 1995.

[30m
[A[66C
[A[79C[0mWell, I got bored, so I decided I'd call up ole' [1mSub-Z
[A[54CeroX [0mand tell him I wante
[A[79Cd[8Cto put the pack  together this month.  At least this pack 
[A[66Chas a bit mor
[A[79Ce[8Cwork  than the  last pack did. <Last  month was a  pretty 
[A[66Cbad month, th
[A[79Ce[8Conly  thing  worth  checking out  was a  bit of  [1mUF 
[A[60C[0mand  [1mMP's [0mwork,  an
[A[79Cd[8C[1mDoomsday's [0mmod, but anywayz.>

And also,the pack probably would have been out about a week earlier tha
[A[71Cn it was
[A[79C [8Creleased,  but it was delayed  due to the fact that nobody
[A[66C had anything
[A[79C [8Cfinished, and it probably would have been worse than last 
[A[66Cmonth's if it
[A[79C [8Cwere  released on time.  So  we delayed the pack a week, a
[A[66Cnd I think we
[A[79C [8Chad a decent turnout.

And no, I'm not even a Senior Staff Member, I just decided I felt  like
[A[71C putting
[A[79C [8Cout the  Mad pack this month.  woowoo!  I feel  'leet now.
[A[66C  Now I guess
[A[79C [8CI'll toss the  rest of the  newsletter to [1mSub-ZeroX 
[A[60C[0mand  see  what he's
[A[79C [8Cgot  to  say.  Oh  yeah,  and  everybody  call  [1;34mequ
[A[59CinOx[0;34m!  [1;37m713-721-0914[0m.
[A[79C 
[50C[1m-[0mReptile[1;30m[[0mMAD[1;30m]

 [0mPersonal greetz go to: [1mSubZeroX[30m[[0mMAD[1;30m][0m: [1m
[A[39C*[0mbowing to Descent master[1m*
[24CDoomsday[30m[[0mMAD[1;30m][0m: w3rd t0 y0 b3rd n1gg4.
[24C[1mMP[30m[[0mMAD/Haze[1;30m][0m: D:\>
[24C[1mLordReg[30m[[0mdPs[1;30m][0m: Get Lord working. (=
[24C[1mDarkVen[30m[[0mMAD[1;30m][0m: Beware the clicking pool vac
[A[66Cuum.
[1;30m
[A[64C
[A[79C[37mSub-ZeroX[0m in the house now.  A Totaly Double Fruit Ro
[A[53Cll Up goes out to my crew.
[A[79C.[9CI don't see what the deal is with everyone and people ragg
[A[67Cing and shit
[A[79C [9Cabout trivial shit like getting nuked on a board.. Wooptie
[A[67C doo.
[9CAnyways, with that out of the way, you'll probably notice that peop
[A[76Cle
[9Caren't doing much in [1mMAD[0m, it seems that even [1mMP[0m has
[A[60C lost interest and
[9Cdosen't love us anymore.  :(

This paragraph is dedicated to [1mMP[0m.  Whom we hope will get hit i
[A[63Cn the head hard
[9Cby a mustard Whopper(TM) and come to the conclusion that no group i
[A[76Cs
[9Cas rad as [1mMAD[0m.

This paragraph is dedicated to [1mG-Man[0m.  Whom we hope will drop t
[A[63Chat other art
[9Cgroup and join [1mMAD[0m because we gave him a free [1;36mBlue
[A[59C[0m Glow-Stick(TM).

Anyways, enough of the dedicated paragraphs, if you want a paragraph de
[A[71Cdicated
[9Cto you, please send $50 to my address.  Woo WOO!  Clap your hands,
[9Cstomp your feet.  [1mMAD[0m is now accepting new applicants!  If 
[A[68Cinterested
[9Cleave E-Mail to [1mSub-ZeroX[0m on Edge of Infinity, (The Happy B
[A[68Coard..)

What's new this month?  Well, first of all [1mDoomsday[0m, [1mDark V
[A[59Cengence[0m, and
[9C[1mSabotage[0m stoped by [1mReptile[0m's house and took a piss 
[A[60Cin his pool.
[9C(Let's hope his dad dosen't find out.)  We also learn this month th
[A[76Cat
[9C[1mDark[0m [1mVengence[0m does not know how to swim, someone sh
[A[60Could have taken
[9Ca picture so we could have put it in the pack.  During that time
[9CYour's Truely (Me, DUH), went to Fort Worth and got rained on,
[9Cand Hailed at.  It was fun.  Also, It seems that [1mDoomsday[0m a
[A[68Cnd [1mTombston
[A[79Ce[9C[0mhave settled their diffrences and are happy friends no
[A[63Cw. (awwwwwwww
[9Chow sweet....)  By the way, If you're ever in Fort Worth near Houst
[A[76Con
[9Cand 4th Street there is a [33mCoffee[37m house called [33mCoffee
[A[61C[37m Haus, Be sure
[9Cto get a nice [33mEspresso[37m and pick up a Hershey's Lover's 
[A[64C[1;33mCheese[0m [1;33mCake[0m.
[9CAnd then say to yourself, "Wow, [1mSub-ZeroX[0m sure does know hi
[A[68Cs Cheese."
[9C(Cake that is.)  Oh, By the way, we love you [1mMP[0m. But we als
[A[68Co hate you
[9Cit's a love and hate relationship.  I just wanted to say that.  Hmm
[A[76Cm
[9CYou know what's wierd?  (What's weird [1mReggie[0m?) Weird is whe
[A[68Cn you
[9Cwrite a newsletter for your own group and you start talking about
[9C[33mcoffee[37m houses and [1;33mcheese[0m [1;33mcake[0m.  By 
[A[44Cthe way, if you know of any good
[9Cones in Houston, E-Mail me. There is one in Baytown, But It's on
[9CTexas Avenue and we would probably get shot at in that part of town
[A[76C.

Man, that sure was a long paragraph, so I desided to start a new one.
[9COH!  I want to make #[1mMAD[0m the shit it was back when we first
[A[68C started th
[A[79Ce[9Cgroup.  No one hangs out there anymore and IRC has gone do
[A[67Cwn the tubes
[A[79C [9Cbut Im going to be hanging on IRC around 6:00pm from now o
[A[67Cn.  I hope
[9Cthat it catches on because I don't like talking to bots like [1mDa
[A[72Crk
[9CVengence[0m.

Oh goodie, It's time for Super Unrealistic Kowabunga GREETS!  For this 
[A[71Cmonth
[9Ca Super Double Phone Patroll Forest Gump Greet goes to [1mFlashpoi
[A[72Cnt[0m 
[9Cand his Super totaly K-Slick RobbleDos Pack-Man Powepill Brother
[9C[1mTwitch[0m.  Ever wonder what that handle is suppose to mean?  
[A[68C[1mTwitch[0m...
[9Chmm.. (/me starts twitching)..  Oh well. Something the world will n
[A[76Ceve
[A[79Cr[9Cknow.  A Ultra-Combo beat meat greet goes out to [1mRepti
[A[63Cle[0m who wrote the
[A[79C [9Cfirst half of dis gnews letter.  [1mMephitopeles [0mgets
[A[59C a un-cola red dot
[9Cbackflip forward summersault upside down kick flip jam slam dunk gr
[A[76Ceet
[A[79C [9Cfor being [1mMP[0m.  [1mDoomsday[0m gets a super annoy
[A[51Cing call you on the phone an
[A[79Cd[9Cbug you about the pack all day greet.  And [1mUncle Feste
[A[63Cr[0m gets a greet
[9Cfor being rad.  No more greets, go away.

If you are reading this newsletter and aren't in [1mMAD[0m and are fi
[A[63Cnd it interestin
[A[79Cg[9Cthen you should truely consider joining [1mMAD[0m, the t
[A[59Cotaly Kowabunga rad
[9Cgroup in [1;30mseventhirteen[0m.  

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[A[71Cer
         soles, For more info call 1-800-469-4367

Grand thoughs from the Grand PooBah:
The art scene is a great thing, everyone showing off their work.  But I
[A[71C think
         that it's becoming a ritual for people to turn in work just be
[A[71Ccause
         they are in a group and want to have a nice thing to put by th
[A[71Ceir
         sig.  There's alot of stuff in the art scene that's pretty coo
[A[71Cl, but
         groups have (it seems) quit evolving and becoming better and i
[A[71Cnstead
         you have groups that for some reason, brainwash themselves int
[A[71Co
         thinking that running a group is about Spreading to all areas 
[A[71Cof the
         world, having as many members and sites as possible, and doing
[A[71C X pics
         or whatever per month.  For some people that's fun, but not fo
[A[71Cr me, 
         I kinda think it's lame.  I know what you're saying, "Look at 
[A[71CMAD, 
         hardly any turn out for the last 2 months!"  No one bugs other
[A[71C people
         about doing work.  We make the group work instead of just addi
[A[71Cng 2 
         ansi's to a group of whom the majority of people we don't even
[A[71C know.
         So MAD isn't the standard warehouse 100 Members where 20 actua
[A[71Cly do 
         work, it was formed under the thought of a group that wants to
[A[71C give
         a fuck, but realy dosen't because it takes to much time.   Oh 
[A[71Cwell
         just wanted to say that.  

What else can I say, Oh, MTV is lame.  [1mCougar[0m is lame because h
[A[63Ce will never
         see this.  Raisnets(tm) only have 2grams of protien.  
[1;30m[37mDanger, do not read below this line!
[A[57C[30m
[A[79C[0mWell, It looks like Im going to be sitting around until mi
[A[58Cdnight, Doomsday 
         wants to finish "His best MOD ever."  And Being the awesome Li
[A[71Cberal
         group that we are... we'll wait.  Besides, we're late enough a
[A[71Clready
       [2COh, well, that's the price you have to pay for perfection as
[A[69C great as
         MAD (Har Har).  I guess I'll draw something.  I mean, Im bored
[A[71C.  I
         wish that Kentucky Fried Chicken delivered, because Im sick of
[A[71C orderin
[A[79Cg         pizza.  And going to Jack and the Box at this hour is
[A[62C sure to get me
         Hamburglared again.  *sigh*  The question on my mind right now
[A[71C is
         Ice Tea or Coffee or Coke, Or Water, Well, definitly not water
[A[71C, water
         has no taste, unless you live in Baytown.  Im going to dance, 
[A[71Cthat
         will waste some time.  Ok, that was pointless.  Woo WOO! Guess
[A[71C what!?
         (What Damnit?) Hey, don't use harsh language with me bitch! (O
[A[71Ck, what
         is it idiot?)  Flashpoint that totaly cool kowabunga flip skip
[A[71C dip
         dive vibe person he is just turned in a last minute ansi, and 
[A[71Cit is
         totaly neato keen.  Anyone want some home made acid?  If it ki
[A[71Clls you
         it's your problem.. Hmm Hmm.. Hmmmmm.  yawn,  Why are you read
[A[71Cing this
[A[79C?         You have to be board as well to read this shit, go aw
[A[62Cay moron.  I thin
[A[79Ck         that all the people at 104.1 KRBE are lame dumbasses,
[A[62C that's why I hav
[A[79Ce         my Radio alarm set to that station because that Rosie
[A[62C Chance or
         whatever her name is, and the "Morning Crew" are so fucking an
[A[71Coying
         that I wake up so sick of my alarm clock that Im too shocked t
[A[71Co fall
         back asleep, you should try it.  

Im going to go draw a chicken or something, because Im fucking hungry a
[A[71Cnd my
         fridge is empty.  If you send me 50$ I'll send you a post card
[A[71C with
         my name and age on it and I'll write you a letter in a forign 
[A[71Clanguage
[A[79C.         Call Children's International, Sally Struthers is her
[A[62Ce to assist you
         with any donations you have for the starving.  Republicans Suc
[A[71Ck.
         Suck Suck Suck, This is an anti-Republican group, If you're a 
[A[71Cdevout
         Republican then I hope your legs turn to tofu, and you get att
[A[71Cacked
         by several horny gay men.  Rush can suck my Democratic Dick to
[A[71Co.
         I hope Neut Gingrich gets run over by a Dodge Neon carrying se
[A[71Cveral
         NRA supporters and Branch Dividians.  Quit calling your Mouse 
[A[71Ca Mouse
         and Call it a Rat.  Put happy face stickers on your monitor.  
[A[71CPlay 
         descent.  Buy 50 Glow sticks from your local Toyz R' Us, and p
[A[71Cass them
[A[79C          out in school.  Line Dance in school.  Attack unsuspe
[A[62Ccting Teachers
         with your ninja skills.  Man, Damnit I sure with Doomsday woul
[A[71Cd hurry
         up and finish that MOD.  Oh well.

Cool, I just got the totaly neato Doomsday MOD, and his best ansi ever.
[A[71C. Man..
         Im glad that everyone isn't as good at ansi as Doomsday, that 
[A[71Ctype of
         skill will probably scare away all the lesser artists that are
[A[71Cn't use
         to such great art work.  Anyways, Enjoy the pack.  

See ya.

 Personal Greets go to: [1mDark[0m [1mAvemger[0m [1;30m[[0mDps
[A[41C[1;30m][0m: [1mSend me your application[0m.
                        [1mPsylark[0m [1;30m[[0mMAD[1;30m][0m: 
[A[39C[1mLinux[0m [1msucks[0m.
[24C[1mBane [30m[[0mMAD[1;30m][0m: [1mWhere are you!!

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