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[[0mAuthor: Sub-ZeroX [1m/ [0mMAD Flounder[1;30m]

[9C[0mDamnit, What can I say?  I feel like drawing again for no special
reason.  I desided to make this newsletter "Unofficial" since from the comments
[A[79C that I have heard from the people that read it say that they don't get any
"NEWS" from it anyways, and they read it just for the Super Backflip Sub-ZeroX
greets.  Well, If that's all you're looking for, then I just wated to warn
you that I've made a few changes to what Im writing this month.  This 07/95
pack was suppose to suck hardcore, but it has been salvaged quite a bit.

The disasters this month were: George's Car; Even with the addition of Techron
Gasoline has desided that life is not worth it at this point in time.  Twitch
and Flashpoint's Modem has also desided that George's car had a good idea going
[A[79C and decided to leave this plane of existance in a big *poof*.  Doomsday had
a close brush with the Reaper. Satan desided that he was bored down there in
hell and de[1mc[0mided to buy a modem. (Much to the joy of Psylark).  Also I must
WARN you, Psychopsylark has released in this pack, A BMP. DO NOT VIEW IT, as
It will summon evil spirits into your modem and computer causing you to install
[A[79C Linux and rant endlessly about how much better Linux is and how everyone in the
[A[79C world uses it.  But, Such disasters can not keep this Minty Cool Fresh Group
down for too long.

This month we had some happy fluffy things happen too!  Cube joined!  So We
here at MAD give Cube a Super Elite Parakeet Greet.  Not only that MAD Fans
but If you order now, you get a Lord Regulator Absolutely free!  Lord Regulator
[A[79C Dices, and Slices, but that's not all!  With your introductory membership to
MAD we will also throw in a Amazing Discoveries "Dosen't Dent, Dosen't scratch,
[A[79C Dosen't Burn in the Heat" Greet!  And the Most IMPORTANT news of all is that
Zippo, our once Psychic Apprentice has Graduated to become A Fully Fledged
Psychic Advisor!!  Let's all give Zippo a happy cheerleader "GO ROCKETS" Smile.
[A[79C 
We have been so long without the wise advice of Sabotage (Our Head Psy. Advisor
[A[79C)that we at MAD fear that we have gone astray.  Recently, during a dream I had
a Fluffy Purple Mushroom said to me "Yoooo Havvvee Sinned." and I said back
to the Mushroom, "What the fuck?"  and It just looked at me.. and sat there lik
[A[79CeI was suppose to do something, So, I picked up the Mushroom, and I ate it..
Wouldn't you know it, IT TASTED LIKE GRAPES!!!  That Means..... well.. I don't
know.. but Hopefully Sabotage will help us here at MAD decypher what that
dream means, and what changes MAD Must make in order to please the Pknunk.

As I said Eariler, Psylark drew something this month, and He told me that he
wanted me to announce that he loves Angels and God, And Fluffy Creatures.
He also pointed out that he wanted me to tell everyone that he thinks that
Happy Bunny Rabbits are the most perfect of God's creatures.  Last time I talke
[A[79Cdto Psylark he was listening to Christian Rap music and enjoying a refreshing
"Zeltzer Seltzer" (Strawberry Flavor).

[1;31mTHIS IS SATAN, I HAVE POSSESED THE SOUL OF YOUR LEADER, SUB-ZEROX TO TELL YOU
AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE.  I HAVE HERE, IN HELL, ELVIS.. IF YOU WANT HIM BACK
THE RANSOM IS YOUR SOUL..  IF YOU ARE INTERESTED MY NEW E-MAIL ADDRESS IS
BEZELBUB@HADES.ORG.. THANK YOU FOOLISH HUMANS...  I WILL NOW RELINQUISH THE
SOUL OF YOUR PRECIOUS FOUNDER.. TILL NEXT TIME IGNORANT CHILDREN... *MUHAHAHAH*
[A[79C[0m [1;31m
[0m... I forgot what I was going to say... Hmm.  Oh well, I hate it when that
happens.  Oh, Now I remember, I was talking about Happy Christian Rap music..
that's it...  But for some reason, I don't feel to compelled to talk about that
[A[79C right now. *sigh*

I Put something new this month.  The Super Spontanious Sub-ZeroX Awards!
   [1m[33m[37m
 [33m[37m  [0mDeathrai is awarded with the most prestigious of all Sub-ZeroX awards
[A[79C [1;33m[37m [0mHe is awarded the POTATO POWER AWARD...  We here at MAD [1;33m[37m
[33m1st[37m [0mare so proud that we give you a G-Man "OK" and a[7C[1;33m[37m-Deathra
[A[79Ci[33m [0mSub-ZeroX "Thumps up with a tongue sticking out."[7C[1;33m
[57C[0;34m[1;44m[40m
 [33m   [0mBane gets the Sub-ZeroX HORNY BUNNY RABBIT AWARD for  [34m[1m [0mhaving
[34m[44m [40m[1;33m[0;34m[1m  [0mthe mosts ansi's this month.[26C[34m[1m
[44m      [40m  [33m[37m[50C[0;34m
[44m       [1m[40m [33mHB[37m-Bane [0mDreamweaver gets the Sub-ZeroX '59 Diner AWARD For havin
[A[79Cg[44m        [1;34m[40m  [33m[7C[0mthe Niftiest 25 Line pic this month.    [1;33m[37m
[44m        [34m[40m  [0;34m[1;44m[46C[33;40m59[37m-Dreamweave
[A[79Cr[44m         [34;40m [0;34m[1m [0mG-Man get's the Sub-ZeroX CROSS DRESSING[5C[1;33m
[44m        [34m[0;34m [1m [0mAWARD For Having the Prettiest Ansi's this   [34m[1;44m[40m
[0;34m[44m   [40m[44m   [40m     [37mmonth.  [1;33m[37m[32C[0;34m[1m
 [0;34m   [17C[1;33mCD[37m-Gman[26C[0;34m[1m
[26C[33m[33C[0;34m
[26C[1;44m[2C[0mLord Regulator Gets the Sub-ZeroX DANCE TO DISC
[A[79CO[25C[34m[1m [0mAWARD for having the most BIZARE ASCII'S IN
[25C[34m[1m [0mTHE HISTORY OF THE Malicious Art Denomination!
  [1;33m[37m[20C[0;34m  [37mLord Regulator, we here at mad.. truely adore
 [1;33mBZ[37m-Lord Regulator[10C[0myou.
  [1;33m
  [0;34m[1;44m[40m
 [0;34m[1m  [0mTo all of you who recieved an award this month, your most humble
 [34m[1m  [0mflounder salutes you.  One Art Group, Under The Clouds, for Liberty
  [34m   [37mand Ansi, for all.....


[1;30m
[A[79C[9C[0mAs of recent MAD events, one is lead to wonder, exactly what is
Bane thinking when he makes those Coconut ascii's.   Well, Sub-ZeroX your most
astute researcher of Coconut Temporal Psychology has his theory of what the
hell IS knocking around in that Head of Banes....
The Following was taken out of Bane's recent Magnum ad...
"[42C[1;30m) ([28C[0m"
[42C[1;30m( | )
[43C)|(    ___
    ___   ___   ___   \|||/  \()()/ \xxx/ (_|_)  (*  )  ___   ___   ___
   / Oo\ / ..\ / --\  / oo\  / \/\  / xx\ / **\  ( ,,) / oo\ / O\ / @@\
   \__0/ \__-/ \__-/  \__O/  \__-/  \__+/ \__o/  (__-) \__o/ \__-/ \__@/

[0mLook at that! Geezus christ!!!  Well here goes..
 [1;30m___
/ Oo\
\__0/ [0m- [1mW00P!
[0mThis one, is probably saying "W00P!"  and is the standard Caribbian Coconut..
 [1;30m___
/ ..\
\__-/ [0m- [1m.....
[0mThis one just farted, and is trying to act like nothing happened....
 [1;30m___
/ --\
\__-/ [0m- [1mZzzzzzz
[0mThis coconut is as you can plainly see... asleep.[C( gman thinks that he's 
 [1;30m\|||/[46C[0mstoned though .. )
[1;30m / oo\
 \__O/ [0m- [1mHOLY SHIT!
[0mThis coconut has discovered a way to unscramble the Playboy Channel<tm>.
 [1;30m\()()/
 / \/\
 \__-/ [0m- [1;31mDIE.. DIE.. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I AM SATAN YOU FOOL! LEAVE ME BE!
 [30m\xxx/
 / xx\
 \__+/ [0m- [1m*BURP*
[0mThis one has had a little too much to drink.. Know when to say when...
 [1;30m) (
( | )
 )|(
(_|_)
/ **\
\__o/ [0m- [1mHey Baby.
[0mThis is a prostitute coconut..
 [1;30m___
(*  )
( ,,)
(__-) [0m- [1mHello Comrades, Velcome to Rushka!
[0mThis is a Russian Coconut, See the hat, and the symbol?
 [1;30m___
/ oo\
\__o/ [0m- [1mWow!!!
[0mThis coconut just downloaded the latest madpack.
 [1;30m___
/ O\
\__-/ [0m- [1m.....
[0mThis coconut is playing pool. Shhhh!!
 [1;30m___
/ @@\
\__@/ [0m- [1mZerpBob Bomwazpofa!
[0mThis is an alien Coconut. WATCH OUT! THEY BITE!!!

Well, there you go!  Sub-ZeroX uncovers the secrets of the universe once again.
[A[79C [1;30m
[A[79C
[0mSpeaking of secrets of the universe.....  Guess what I got here!?  I have for
you, The (drumroll) Super Duper Pickup a Hooker if she's a Looker Sub-ZeroX
ELiTE Greets!! *WOOP!* *YEA!!!!* *CLAP CLAP CLAP* *WHOOF WHOOF WHOOF WHOOF*
Guess who's been bugging me for a realy cool greet this month? (WHO MR. ZEROX?)
[A[79C Why FLASHPOINT Of course.  So, Flashpoint, you get the First of the Sub-ZeroX
EliTE Greets this month.  Flashpoint gets a Karate Kick,Back Flip,Break A Brick
[A[79C with a wooden stick Greet. (TA DOW...) Bane gets a Coconut out of the rut,
cyberslut greet. (Man, Mr. ZeroX, You rock...) Gman gets a Opera Singing
Taco Slinging Tripple Half Ganer into a pool of Snapple greet.  Cube gets a
abc irc xyz,look at me greet. Uh.. hold on, I feel kinda.. [1;31mI AM SATAN.. AND
I WILL GET A GREET NOW. SATAN YOU ARE COOL, I GIVE YOU A,TACO BELL,BURN IN HELL
[A[79C[0m [1;31mWHAT'S THAT SMELL? GREET. MUHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH... [0mI feel better now.. that
[A[79C was a strange feeling.. Like.. I was posessed or something..  oh well..  Anyway
[A[79CsTwitch gets a funky itch backflip snitch whatsup bitch? greet.  Deathrai gets
a tripple summersault off of the kitchen sink into the bathroom with a forward
quadruple-sow-cow greet.  Dreamweaver gets a Super Dooper Sub-ZeroX Aproved
Woop Group Greet.  Doomsday gets a plain normal no nothing special like a
backflip or summersault greet.  Reptile-X also gets a plain, black and white
nothing special or anything like that greet because I gave them both neato
greets last time woop.  *THE END*

  [1;30m
[8C[31mo[8C[30m
[5C[37m|\__)__/|[5C[30m  [0mThis month includes a special Zip for Gman.  This Zip
[1;30m[5C[37m/[7C\[5C[30m  [0mIncludes special misc. files and thing that have no
[1;30m    [37m(  \ [31m_ [37m/  )    [30m  [0mpoint what so ever.. The File name is GMAN.ZIP. Please
[1;30m   [37m((   [31m(_)   [37m))   [30m  [0mdisregard that zip and any contents found inside.
[1;30m   [37m((    .    ))   [30m[28C[0mThank you,
[1;30m[5C[37m\_______/[5C[30m[28C[0mSub-ZeroX
[1;30m[5C[37m*KUPO!*[5C[30m
  

[0mThanks to the Power of the WWW on the Internet, Sub-ZeroX has captured for
your evaluations from the Mentos Home page, the Commercial Synopsis from all
the Memtos commercials ever created!!!  I know how excited you are, so I'll
quit talking and let you feast your eyes on this superb MENTOS info!

1. The Broken Shoe (or 'High Heel Treachery')

[5CA sassy young lady sashays past an open air French style cafe,
[5Cgaining the attention of a business man, and at the same time
[5Cinterrupting his newspaper enjoyment. As she glides past, a footwear
[5Cmalfunction occurs, leaving her sans one heel. She reaches for her
[5Csecret freshness inducer, Mentos. After administering a piece of the
[5Cmagic elixir of nuttiness, she breaks off the remaining spike,
[5Cproclaiming to the world her resourcefulness, and endless freshness.
[5CThe man in the cafe is undoubtedly impressed.

2. The Fake Photographer (or 'Those Crazy Kids I')

[5CA young lad and his pals file through a mob of fanatics and
[5Cpaparazzi, in order to get a closer look at their favorite star.
[5CHowever, their adventure takes them over the legal boundaries of
[5Csaid activity, which is then pointed out to them by the authorities.
[5CAfter a bit of contemplation, and a hearty dose of freshness ala
[5CMentos, our hero cunningly disguises himself as a member of the
[5Cmedia, and breaks through the defenses of the establishment.

3. The Airport Tram Ride (or 'Baggage Claim Blues')

[5CA young woman finds herself in a bit of a pinch, as she discovers
[5Cthat she has packed too much, and her bags are a most bothersome
[5Cburden. But she has no fear, it is a burden which is not
[5Cinsurmountable, especially with Mentos on her side. She unsheathes
[5Cher glimmering blue tube of freshness, and holds it out stretched,
[5Clike the mighty Excalibur, and although shortening it by 1/14, this
[5Cweapon has not lost its power. She consumes the pellet of perkiness,
[5Cand decrees that she and only she shall be the one to ride the
[5Cbaggage cart, and all the other most unfresh patrons of the airport
[5Cshall bear the full weight of their baggage. Her friends cheer, and
[5Cdream of one day achieving a freshness such as hers.

4. The Car Movers (or 'Overalls and Mentos')

[5COnly an unfresh person would park his car in such a way as to make
[5Chis fellow motorist unable to go about her merry way, but that's
[5Cjust what our heroine is faced with in this episode of the Mentos
[5Csaga. After an exchange of dirty looks, and communication of the
[5Cparkee's need for promptness, the young girl contemplates her
[5Cdilemma with the aid of a freshmaker. She has a revelation, and
[5Csummons what looks to be the Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line from
[5Ca construction site across the way. With surprisingly little
[5Cconvincing, the barbarians lift her Fiat into the road, and as she
[5Cthanks them she glances in the way of her nemesis, only to add an
[5Cexclamation point to her freshness.

5. Evading Mom (or 'Psycho Mutant Killer Mom')

[5CWhile enjoying a pleasant afternoon at the mall, a teen and his
[5Ccompanions suddenly spot one of their mothers. She raises her
[5Cumbrella, signifying that she has acquired her target, and means to
[5Cmove in for the kill. Quickly searching his person, the teen removes
[5Cfrom his pocket the only thing to help him out of this bind, Mentos.
[5CThinking quickly, and now sporting fresh, clean breath, he seizes a
[5Cbaseball cap from a nearby mannequin. The perfect disguise! Placing
[5Cit on his head in a diagonal pattern, he strikes a pose and avoids
[5Chis pursuer. She spots him again, but this time only after entering
[5Cthe escalator. Knowing she has been vanquished, mom shakes her
[5Cweapon yet again, all the while thinking, 'My son is sooo fresh!'

6. Through the Car (or 'The 3 Second Car Jacking')

[5CThere is little peace in the land of Mentos, as yet another teen is
[5Cfaced with a distressing problem. While crossing the street, he is
[5Cseparated from his friends, and nearly from his legs by an over
[5Canx[1mi[0mous motorist. Finding himself needing to traverse the street,
[5Cbut without a normal means to do so, he again thanks his lucky stars
[5Che remembered the freshmaker. His supply is reduced by one, but his
[5Cfreshness is increased exponentially. Opening the rear door, he
[5Cclimbs through the auto, while the driver looks over his shoulder in
[5Castonishment. Upon exiting, the youth shrugs at the motorist, Mentos
[5Cin hand. Although a bit shaken, the passenger acknowledges the care
[5Cfree youths with an approving glance as he speeds away. "Wait till
[5Cthe wife hears of my brush with freshness!"

7. The Backstage Crew (or 'Those Crazy Kids II')

[5CIn the final episode, once again the establishment has prevented
[5Csome teens from achieving their goal. At the backstage door to a
[5Crock concert, our friends are star struck and must find a way
[5Cbackstage to meet their idols, demonstrate their freshness, and
[5Cenjoy each others minty clean breath. Musical paraphernalia is being
[5Cunloaded, and with the aid of a bandanna, one teen slips through the
[5Cline undetected. At the last moment, a security guard spots him, but
[5Cinstead of pouncing on him and beating him to a bloody mess with his
[5Cnightstick, he lets him go showing an expression that could only
[5Cmean one thing, "Those crazy kids!". Bravo!

I have also included the Entire FAQ so you can print it out and post it on
your family refridgerator!  I can see they joy in your eyes right now.  But
that is ok, I don't need any thanks.

[1;30m
[A[79C
[9C[0mUncle Fester as you know has been unfairly picked on in the last pack
and I, your ever so supportive founder is here to write a poem as a way to
show artisticly how the people involved in the text file editing contraversy(sp
[A[79C)are sorry.
[48CG M A N ' S (c) 1 9 9 5
(AHEM)[42C( back up vocals .. )

We're Sorry Uncle Fester[24Cso sorry ..
We realy didn't meen to pester[18Cpoo poo sorry
The happy person that we know is you.[11C*frumple* *dumple*

But don't get us wrong[26Cso wrong ..
Just listen to this song[24Cthis song kix ass
And when we're done you can boo.[16Cboo boo *boo* *hoo*

I guess I'll take the time[22Cthe clock is ticking ..
To write this little rhyme[22Cmy dick is itching 
So you can feel happy.[26C*frumple* *frumple*

We could have picked on Bane[20Cbanes a weirdo
But he's mentaly Insane[25Cbanes a homo
And that would have been crappy.[16Ctimelord knows diarreah!

We could have messed with Twitch[16Cdark vengeance's mom is a bitch
[A[79C But he would yell and bitch[21Cjust like dv's mother
Like a Doomsday Lawn Cow.[23Cghod i hate that stupid bitch

We could have harassed Dreamweaver[14Cdreamweaver is a crossdresser
But he has a kitchen Cleaver[20Cthat matches his outfits
So just sit and listen to us Now.[15Cbefore he cuts you up

I guess you just had it comming[17Cdont say cumming around eric
So don't be mad or bumming[22C*frumple*
We realy think you're cool.[19C  *happy campers* are *frumple*

We couldn't quite resist[24Cwe like to pick on dorkoes
Or just look around and sit[17C..sitting around picking on dorkos
We wanted to make someone look a fool.[9C so we picked YOU you dorko!

We realy DO give a fuck[25Cdont you cry ..
You just had some bad luck[22Cjust dry, your eye!
And you just happened to be the one[13Cthe one dorko we picked on!

I guess thats all I can say[21Cnot really, we just dont want
You be happy and have a nice day[16Cyou to quit and stop drawing
Because we're sorry, but it was fun.[12Cansi for us, so we got to 
[48Cspan the insults out over 
[29C-Sub-ZeroX[9Cseveral months time.

[1;30m
[A[79C
[0mGreets go out to: [1m MP[30m[[0mMAD[1;30m] [0m- Get into the ansi spirit!
                  
                                            [1mSub-ZeroX



[0m   [31mAFRICAN [1;33mAMERICAN [0;32mGMAN [33mHERE!

   [1;30my0! [0;34my0! [1;37mYY0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!

[3C[0maciddraw really does suck .. i was going to work on something called coco-
   nut cartoons, but reggie said he'd rip me off and put his name on it so i'm
   not going to do all the work for his pleasure.  uhm. 
   aciddraw sux.  acid sux.  the people in acid suck.
   join mad and redeem yourselves.  i paid the $50 membership fee and now my 
   life is #HAPPY!  sure is.  mail your membership fees along with your 
   application to:

       gman needs a new '93 mustang ( charcoal gray 5.0 )
       po box 4094
       pasadena, tx  77502

    uhm..  send money, or if it's a check, make it blank.  yeah.

    uhm..  one last thing before i go, dont be insulted by the african american
[A[79C     thingy.. you'd be lame for doing so.  well, i guess i'll zip the pack up,
    i'm tired of putting hidden msg's about how much of a fag everyone is 
    inside their ansi's.  (  uhm..  i didn't, really i didn't.  )

     hasta![4C.. gman of mad!

     rusty stewart is still looking for a virus inside baytown lee's library.


[5C.. eof!


[0m