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[[0mAuthor: Sub-ZeroX [1m/ [0mMAD Flounder[1;30m]

    [0mWell, we're back again.  Sorry about the delay on the pack but 
[A[67CI was busy.
And George didn't feel like putting the pack together.  Anyways.  Im ab
[A[71Cout
to head over to Reptile's house and deathmatch Timelord and G'.. Of cou
[A[71Crse
Don't tell anyone, but we're all just going to gang up on Gman.  shhh.
Anyways, It was an OK month for the group I suppose.  Deathrai and Drea
[A[71Cmweaver
still kickin it as always.  And "Tha Brothers" Twitch and Flashpoint
contributing some new art/rip.  It's one of the better packs in my opin
[A[71Cion.
I even think bane would give his thumbs up.  But enough with the happy
"group bondage" bullshit.  I kicked ass this month.  Booyaka!  Biff!  B
[A[71Coom!
Werd.  Im also working on my TAG setup.  Which will be the best in 713 
[A[71Conce im
done with it.  I hate to sound elitist but some dorko on some lame TAG 
[A[71Cboard
said to me that no one can compare to HIS TAG bbs setup.  Oh yeah. WHAT
[A[71CEVER.
I rock in everything I do.  (Sorry for the ego smash)  Anyways.  Check 
[A[71Cout
da pack.

[5CWoo Woo, Not only should you check out the pack, you should also re
[A[72Cad this
[A[79C Unofficial Newsletter I would like to welcome a shitload (Oh w
[A[62Cell, depends on
how you define shitload.) of new members to our very happy fluffy group
[A[71C.
Reflexion joined up.  He's realy cool.  If you see him on IRC do /msg r
[A[71Ceflexion
[A[79C "you're so cool, I could just hop!"  Ash from our local areaco
[A[62Cde joined up too.
[A[79C He's cool also, and I have to give a Frumple spam out to him f
[A[62Cor his latest
ansi.  Strahd, is cool, Bane hates him tho.  But don't worry about it, 
[A[71CBane
hates everyone except for Timelord, Bane and Timelord are best friends.
[A[71C  Trust
me!  What can I say?  Mojo has to be one of the loudest members in MAD,
[A[71C just
check out his posts on EquinoX.  Raycer,  hopefully that VaxBuster pers
[A[71Con will
be nice to you now, nice VGA, Liked to see more! (WOOP!)  Digital Inter
[A[71Cface
joined up as well, one of the many new members, he didn't get any work 
[A[71Cin this
month.  I realy want to see some more of his art.  Shaft and King Rush 
[A[71Cjoined
up.. They were at putt-putt.  We at MAD hearby bestow upon King Rush th
[A[71Ce
"Token Master of the Heavens" award.  May it serve you well.  I think t
[A[71Chat's
all.  If i left you out then call me mean names.  OH! I forgot to add T
[A[71Che
Sorcerers Son.. I should have added him a long time ago, but he never c
[A[71Called
me mean names like: "Dorko, Doo Doo Head, Poop Brain, Dorko Foot, Dweeb
[A[71Co" so
I forgot all about him.  We're sorry.. Me and my other 4 persona felt r
[A[71Ceal bad.
[A[79C Doomsday is mean.  Call him mean names.  His computer got frie
[A[62Cd. He's going
to kick my ass.  He's sitting right here eating like, Long John Silvers
[A[71C food.
He's going to stab me with a fork.  He keeps threating me.  GO AWAY..  
[A[71CNOOOO
Anyways...

    Well, one day I was calling out to this realy lame board, let me fi
[A[71Cnd the
name.. Oh, SaraToga.. yeah, that's it.  And I tried to chat so I could 
[A[71Ccall
the sysop mean names.  And the wierdest thing happened.  (Actualy not t
[A[71Che
WiERDEST..) Anyways, I got pulled into chat with one of those realy lam
[A[71Ce
Artificial Inteligence thingies.  So I said to myself "This is realy la
[A[71Cme"
and I said back to myself "Yeah, this is realy lame."  BTW: If I don't 
[A[71Cget
Doomsday's game back from George, he's going to kick my ass. (woo wooo!
[A[71C!).
Anyways, back to the story.  Yeah, after me and my other persona agreed
[A[71C that
this was so mindbogglingy lame that we desided to record it, (no we did
[A[71Cn't)
((Yes we did))..  Anyways, here it is, for your viewing pleasure....
*--*  07-26-95  -  09:11:05pm  *--*

to exit this fake chat, type /q.  don't be fooled like other shitheads!

SZ> Hi. Im stupid.

did you come to me because you are stupid?

SZ> yes.

i understand.

SZ> Uh. My hemhoroids are flairing up, can you help?

you want me to be able to help?

SZ> yes damnit.

you seem quite positive.

SZ> duh.  Do not make my bunghole angry!!!

your bunghole angry.

SZ> bitch! What did i just tell you!  Now My Bunghold is ANGRY!

what difference does it make if i now your bunghold is angry?

SZ> MY HEMHOROIDS ARE FLARED UP NOW BECAUSE OF YOU! PREPARE TO DIE!

you're not really talking about me, are you?

SZ> Hello, Im forest forest gump.

do you enjoy being forest forest gump?

SZ> no.

are you sure?

SZ> no

why not?

SZ> no

you are being a bit negative.

SZ> duh. Bite me.

i'm not sure i know what you're talking about.

SZ> yes you do, it's a conspiricy.

what difference does it make if i do it's a conspiricy?

SZ> uh. screw turkey.

what does that suggest to you?

SZ> nothing, i was suggesting it to you so you can get your head out yo
[A[71Cur ass.

were you really?

SZ> yes dumbass.

i understand.

SZ> delete me

and?...

SZ> delete yourself

can you clarify that a bit?

SZ> C:\FORMAT C: /Q /U

what's that supposed to mean?

SZ> Means put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye...

what about your own ass goodbye?

SZ> Hey. Are you trying to get fresh with me?

would you prefer if i were not trying to get fresh with you?

SZ> Yeah you fucking wierdo.

you're not really talking about me, are you?

SZ> yes i am dumbass...

did you come to me because you are dumbass?

SZ> im not a dumbass.. YOU'RE the Dumbass..

do you enjoy being not a dumbass i'm the dumbass?

SZ> yes, I think you have it in perspective now...

why do you feel that you have now?

SZ> que?

what does that suggest to you?

SZ> quit saying shit over before i reboot you.

what difference does it make if i ?

SZ> if you.. if you what?

oh, i what?

SZ> If you askme another question im going to kick your ass.

how long have you been going to kick my ass?

SZ> Ever since i started this chat.

please go on.

SZ> After I kick your ass. Im going to keep kicking you into little tin
[A[71Cy
    pieces....h

did you come to me because you are going to keep kicking i into little 
[A[71Ctiny
pieces?

SZ> yes.  Prepare to die!

are you sure?

SZ> Uhm. YES GOD DAMNIT! ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID!?

why are you interested in whether or not i am fucking stupid?

SZ> You remind me of shane (tombstone)..

what difference does it make if i remind you of shane (tombstone)?

SZ> uhm.  I've had enough. go away.

has someone told you that you have had enough go away?

SZ> geez you're stupid.

what makes you think i am stupid?

SZ> because you can't even make complete sentences..

oh, i can't even make complete sentences?

SZ> yes dumbass, that is what i just said.

have you asked such questions before?

SZ> millions.. if you could scroll back you would see how stupid you ar
[A[71Ce.

does it please you to believe i am ?

SZ> yes, as a matter of fact it does..

i understand.

SZ> no you don't.

what difference does it make if i don't?

SZ> a big diffrence.  Let's see. I am smart, you have the intelect of p
[A[71Cond
    poo poo.

do you enjoy being smart i have the intelect of pond poo poo?

SZ> if you put a "while" between "smart" and "i" you would be cool..

you're not really talking about me, are you?

SZ> no im talking to SATAN!

how long have you been talking to satan?

SZ> Well, She gave me her phone number the other day.. It's always busy
[A[71C..

really, always?

SZ> yeah. try it out, 1-800-666-SATN.

and?...

SZ> My phone bill has suddently quadrupled..

your phone bill has suddently quadrupled.

SZ> yes.  that is what i just said.

what else comes to mind when you ask that?

SZ> i didn't ask jack shit.. I said Im having phone sex with SATAN!!!

do you enjoy being having phone sex with satan?

SZ> Yes. She keeps telling me nice storys.

i see.

SZ> no you don't.

what difference does it make if i don't?

SZ> uhm. dunno. not that you would get any.

you're not really talking about me, are you?

SZ> hmmm..

please go on.

SZ> no

are you sure?

SZ> yes

are you sure?

SZ> no

why not?

SZ> because, As I said before.. My HEMHOROIDS ARE FLAIRING UP! HELP ME!

your hemhoroids am flairing up help you.

SZ> uh, go away.

a while back you said your hemhoroids am flairing up help you.

SZ> no, i said they ARE not AM.. Where the fuck are you from? Russia?

would you prefer if i were not from russia?

SZ> yes.  I hate commies!

i see.

SZ> DIE COMMIE SCUM!

can you clarify that a bit?

SZ> "Hello comrade, velcome to rushka!"

listen loser, i don't have all day.

SZ> OOooo...  Im scared..

how long have you been scared?

SZ> ever since i met a looser like you.

oh, i ?

SZ> no you.

you're not really talking about me, are you?

SZ> god damnit. go get your head out of your ass.

why are you concerned about my ass?

SZ> hey fruit ball.. im not a flake.

do you believe it is normal to be not a flake?

SZ> well, in my case yes.  In your case, you're as fruity as they come.
[A[71C.

perhaps you would like to be as fruity as they come.

SZ> Are you trying to hit on me?

why are you interested in whether or not i am trying to hit on you?

SZ> Cause I don't like guys that hit on me.. go away rupaul.

don't any other reasons come to mind?

SZ> Twitch wants my butt..

your butt.

SZ> yes.

i understand.

SZ> yeah, pretty scarry.

i'm not sure i know what you're talking about.

SZ> im talking about my beautiful butt.

how long have you been talking about your beautiful butt?

SZ> ever since i grew one.

i see.

SZ> yeah. It's perfect.

please go on.

SZ> sorry, im not that kind of guy.

did you come to me because you are not that kind of guy?

SZ> no, im wondering where that lamer Haze went to.

how long have you been wondering where that lamer haze went to?

SZ> Ever since he droped the scene in '94.

i see.

SZ> yeah. riiiiight.

that's interesting...

SZ> bullshit it's boring as hell.

please go on.

SZ> no.

you are being a bit negative.

SZ> hell yeah.

i see.

SZ> no you don't.  you're a fucking computer.

what makes you think i am a fucking computer?

SZ> I give up. go away.

are you troubled that you have up go away?

SZ> you're going to make me throw up.

perhaps you would like to be going to make you throw up.

SZ> Can we say Runtime error?

do you really think i care?

SZ> yes  do you really think i care?

oh, i really think you care?

SZ> i asked first bitch!

and?...

SZ> and!!!  You have to answer first!

you're not really talking about me, are you?

SZ> god.  no im not talking about you.  Im talking about the hamster in
[A[71C my
    pants.

did you come to me because you are talking about the hamster in your pa
[A[71Cnts?

SZ> yeah baby. let's have cybersex.

i'm not sure i know what you're talking about.

SZ> i feel so used.

how long have you felt so used?

SZ> i got rejected by a fucking chat screen.

what's that supposed to mean?

SZ> means that i can't get any cyber ho's like zippo..

how do you know you can't get any cyber ho's like zippo?

SZ> Well, see. Zippo is what we call a cyber mac..

have you asked such questions before?

SZ> No.  This is kinda a closet thing.

are you saying no just to be negative?

SZ> no.  If anyone finds out that i want to be a cyber mac dady like Zi
[A[71Cppo....

why do you want to be a cyber mac dady like zippo?

SZ> He's got all the cyber sluts with big nugs that's why!

are such questions on your mind often?

SZ> uhm. yes.  I mean no!

you seem quite positive.

SZ> uh, yeah, i NEVER think of cyber sluts with big nugs.

do you really think i care?

SZ> hey, YOU'RE The one that asked!

do you sometimes wish you were the one that asked?

SZ> I have proof that you're gay now.  I hate chat screens that try to 
[A[71Chit on
    me.

has someone told you that you have proof that i'm gay now  you hate cha
[A[71Ct screen
[A[79Cs
 that try to hit on you?

SZ> yes.  we took pictures.  You're not even female! (Shudder)

what makes you think i am not even female (shudder)?

SZ> uhm. because you're a damned computer!

does it please you to believe i am a damned computer?

SZ> no. let's get kinky.

why not?

SZ> HOLY SHIT! YOU ARE GAY!

what makes you think i am gay?

SZ> You just tried to hit on me.

oh, i just tried to hit on you?

SZ> don't try to deny it. you want my butt!

you're not really talking about me, are you?

SZ> Not that all gay people are bad.  As long as they don't try to rape
[A[71C me

and?...

SZ> I knew one, but it left.

do you really think i care?

SZ> yes.

i see.

SZ> uhm, bye.

that's interesting...

/q


[0m[?7h[255D[4C[0mWoo Woo! Time once again for Super Spontanious Sub-Zero
[A[59CX Awards!
The results for this month were as follows:

[5C[1m[33m[37m
   [33m[37m   [30m[A
[59C  [33m[37m  Deathrai - time Potato P[A
[38Cower holder.
  [33m[43m1st[40m[37m  [30m[A
[49C  [33m
      [37m [30m[A
[64C   [33m    [43mHB[40m[37m Mephitopeles[A
[33C gets the Horny Bunny Rabbit Award for having
  [0;34m[44m [40m[1;33m[0;34m[1m    [33m  [37mthe most[A
[29C damn fonts in recorded history.
 [0;34m[44m      [1m[40m   [0;34m[1;44m[1C[30;40m[A
[28C [0;34m[A
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[34C  [0;34m[44m   [40m[A
[6C[40m[44m   [40m   [1;33m[43mCD[40m[37m Deamweaver gets th[A
[39Ce Sub-ZeroX Cross Dresser Award for
   [0;34m  [5C[1;33m  [37mhaving tha prettiest ansi this mont[A
[56Ch. (aww how cute..)
[15C[0;34m[1;44m[1C[30;40m[A
[59C[14C[0;34m[1m
[14C[0;34m[1m
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[15C[1;33m[37m [30m[A
[67C[14C[33m[43m59[40m[37m [0mNo one recieved the [A
[41C'59 Diner Award.
[15C[1;33m [30m[A
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[15C[1;33m[37m [30m[A
[67C[14C[33m[43mDD[40m[37m Mephitopeles recieves th[A
[45Ce Dance to Disco Award For having
[15C[33m  [37mthe Peace and Love Retro Ansi.
[15C[0;34m[1;44m[1C[30;40m[A
[59C[14C[0;34m[1m
[14C[0;34m[1m
[15C[0;34m
[30mKarla Adam Eric Eric Eric George Nick Chris uhuhuh huhu Karla Karla K[A
[69Carla Karla
[1m[A
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    [0mYes, it is that time again for the Super Duper Neato Elite-O Kill [A
[70Cthat lamerwith a bean Burrito Sub-ZeroX Greets.  Sorry, Im just not i[A
[59Cn the mood to do
greets, I'll do them next pack.  Anyways, here's a werd from our sponsor..
Bane...[0m
[?7h[255D[40m


[0;1m[31C[0;34mb[1ma[37mne [0;34mm[1ma[37mg [0;34m'[1m9[37m5

[5Cwowee.  i've been busy as a farmer this month,  so i didn't have time [A
[75Cto
[5Ccode my  mag, so the  Mad Newsletter gets the time  honored privalege [A
[75Cof
[5Cholding, .  .   [5;33mbane mag '95   [0m.  . [1mha. this month i dr[A
[60Cew some, and some
[5Cmore. i've gotten the hang of  ansi so it doesn't take me a week to ma[A
[75Cke
[5Cthe head of calvin. i moved warez, and #mad called me lame (but i alwa[A
[75Cys
[5Chave been !!) 11:52 on sunday night.  shit, this sux. uhm, here's my 1[A
[75Cst
[5Ccolumn.


[24C[30m[0m[1m[30m[37m[0m[1;30m[0m[1m[30m[37m[A
[41C[0m[1;30m[37m[0mĿ
[23C[1m[7Cbane's[9C[30m[37m
[23C[30m[22C[37m[0m[1m
[23C[0m   [1m'quotes that I like'   [0m
[23C[1;30m[37m[0m[1;30m[37m[0m[1m[30m[37m[30m[A
[38C[37m[0m[1m[30m[37m[0m[1m[30m



[0;34mbozack on mp (mephitopeles and porn):

[1;30m<[0mbozack[1;30m> [37mmp hasn't grown hormones yet, f00l.  mp do[A
[51Cesn't like gifs
[30m<[0mbozack[1;30m> [37mmaybe when he comes close to hitting puberty


[0;34mSubZerox on no religion in schools:

[37mSZ[1m: I pledge allegence to the flag of the United States of Americ[A
[65Ca, And to
[0mSZ[1m: the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under the clouds[A
[66C, for liberty
[0mSZ[1m: and Justice for All.


[0;34mUncles Fester's explaination on why he DOESN'T kick ass:

[1;30m<[0muF:#mad[1;30m> [37mI could kick ass.. but I'm too lazy. . I'[A
[51Cve drawn one good ansi..


[0;34mSubZerox on Reptile-X (erica):

[1;30m<[0mSubZeroX[1;30m> [37mbane: They're all ok.  Reptile was the m[A
[51Cack, trying to pick up
[11Cchicks in the game room at putt putt..


   damn i'm good. there's a lot of other cool things people say, but I don[A
[74C't
   log them becuase  Telix sux. and the log sux. becuase it only works som[A
[74Ce-
   times. and not the times i want it to. this month sux. cuz noizedphores[A
[74Ctii
   is going down :(. too bad it fuckin roked. ten bux says timelord thinks
   these quotes are no where near humorous. since he never likes anything [A
[74Ci
   say since i'm an egotistical brat. so i am =) and damn proud too! at le[A
[74Ca-
   st i'm in the newsletter! tadow. and terminal velocity kicks ass over t[A
[74Che
   modem. bye.[0m
[?7h[255D[0;1;30m
[A[54C    [0mI guess that's it, check out the[A
[36C pack.  Sorry about the no greets, Im just
not in the mood right now.

[59C-Sub-ZeroX[mad]
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