 Greeting Earthling,
 Hello! My name is JJ and I am a creature from a galaxy far away,
 visiting your planet. I have transformed myself into this text file.
 As you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you 
 like it because you are smiling.
 Please pass me on to someone else because I'm really horny

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