$ ### $                            title                           $ author  $

$  01 $ the other white meat                                       $ creed   $
$  02 $ several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin $ creed   $
$  03 $ nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars.              $ creed   $
$  04 $ a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin         $ creed   $
$  05 $ household uses for afghanistanian food                     $ creed   $
$  06 $ pour cement down my anus                                   $ hooch   $
$  07 $ hail santa!                                                $ creed   $
$  08 $ hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties?             $ hooch   $
$  09 $ lunchables rock.                                           $ creed   $
$  10 $ t-shirts and toejam                                        $ bedlam  $
$  11 $ nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview             $ hooch   $
$  12 $ movie reviews [showgirls!@] - win95 vs. os/2 [sorta]       $ hooch   $
$  13 $ straight outta' compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@            $ hooch   $
$  14 $ i'm a tall, goofy, dorky, chink                            $ phorce  $
$  15 $ bedazzled by the eliteness                                 $ creed   $
$  16 $ how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina     $ creed   $
$  17 $ i am a warez pup - who are you?                            $ hooch   $
$  18 $ lemmings                                                   $ phorce  $
$  19 $ the science of astrology                                   $ belial  $
$  20 $ the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene     $ cd/h0   $
$  21 $ dUcK 54uc3?!#$!?                                           $ phorce  $
$  22 $ top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself                  $ creed   $
$  23 $ citrus fruits for sale                                     $ phorce  $
$  24 $ group masturbation                                         $ belial  $
$  25 $ ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs             $ creed   $
$  26 $ catering for the warez eleet                               $ phorce  $
$  27 $ brief mental pause                                         $ belial  $
$  28 $ the army day camp                                          $ belial  $
$  29 $ the geek theory, hickies, and another long day             $ creed   $
$  30 $ nets, zines, and that chick from wings                     $ hooch   $
$  31 $ mentos! the freedom giver!                                 $ mercuri $
$  32 $ ramblings of a poseur                                      $ bedlam  $
$  33 $ sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan                            $ creed   $
$  34 $ fuck you - a note to all y'all on #zines                   $ hooch   $
$  35 $ apples, oranges, and pears                                 $ phorce  $
$  36 $ the little cultist that couldn't                           $ creed   $
$  37 $ careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate           $ creed   $
$  38 $ snowday                                                    $ phorce  $
$  39 $ creed is g0d                                               $ creed   $
$  40 $ big hurt is ruler of the earth                             $ bighurt $
$  41 $ dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue              $ bighurt $
$  42 $ bbs softwares/internet                                     $ hooch   $
$  43 $ abandon thy gods!  from yonder cometh y0lk!                $ creed   $
$  44 $ mogel's own very special personalized $1 y0lk issue        $ phorce  $
$  45 $ your burro is no jackass!                                  $ creed   $
$  46 $ rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars                  $ creed   $
$  47 $ outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers             $ creed   $
$  48 $ Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off $ creed   $
$  49 $ 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life      $ creed   $
$  50 $ the best of the worst                                      $ y0lk    $
$  51 $ the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave          $ trip    $
$  52 $ ode to my feet                                             $ creed   $
$  53 $ hopelessly lost                                            $ poots   $
$  54 $ the schoolhouse r0x!#                                      $ phorce  $
$  55 $ campbell's chicken-noodle soup omen of death               $ creed   $
$  56 $ dead cats                                                  $ juke    $
$  57 $ my inner taco                                              $ handle  $
$  58 $ my place, or yours?                                        $ mercuri $
$  59 $ how to really use that spiffy monopoly money               $ lumpy   $
$  60 $ struggle wif the giant pink elephant                       $ lucifer $
$  61 $ why did the chicken cross the road?                        $ insane  $
$  62 $ y0lk test pattern                                          $ mutter  $
$  63 $ ELiTE LiT from the master himself                          $ creed   $
$  64 $ creed's k-rad lit archives, volume two                     $ creed   $
$  65 $ UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME. $ creed   $
$  66 $ how y0lk saved my life (sorta)                             $ creed   $
$  67 $ shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles             $ ideal   $
$  68 $ some puppet plays                                          $ phorce  $
$  69 $ "... Hello operator ..."                                   $ mutter  $
$  70 $ i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding.                  $ traq    $
$  71 $ battle of the ants                                         $ rage    $
$  72 $ fun on the phone                                           $ ideal   $
$  73 $ yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries..$ handle  $
$  74 $ i love you as my own mother                                $ sphrog  $
$  75 $ jamesy and the giant slinky                                $ jamesy  $
$  76 $ do not fuck with the big and hairy bears                   $ murmur  $
$  77 $ horror story                                               $ oeb     $
$  78 $ dat wh0re                                                  $ s.sheep $
$  79 $ the ewok rant                                              $ taraxis $
$  80 $ the arcade avenger                                         $ tao     $
$  81 $ the night before 2600                                      $ d.cheez $
$  82 $ journey into the mind of a no-brained counterculturist     $ taraxis $
$  83 $ a generic y0lk file                                        $ mogel   $
$  84 $ cultural inclination?                                      $ m.head  $
$  85 $ australia through the eyes of a spoon                      $ spoony  $
$  86 $ the life of a demented sysop                               $ spoony  $
$  87 $ little johnny carpenter                                    $ franman $
$  88 $ phan male                                                  $ ideal   $
$  89 $ bighurt is back!#                                          $ bighurt $
$  90 $ the discovery channel                                      $ sphrog  $
$  91 $ fruitopia caps!@#$                                         $ bighurt $
$  92 $ the story of carla                                         $ trip    $
$  93 $ a joltcola y0lk                                            $ joltcola$
$  94 $ spinsane's story                                           $ spinsane$
$  95 $ fish pillows, mothers, and limericks                       $ sphrog  $
$  96 $ cOsmic revelations, fever induced flashbacks, and pedOph...$ spinsane$
$  97 $ stinky cheese and the seven messy petes                    $ joltcola$
$  98 $ what i've seen of y0lk really sucks                        $ kojak   $
$  99 $ the badness steps out and takes a solo                     $ y0lk    $
$ 100 $ the beginning of the end                                   $ peewee  $
$ 101 $ global thermonuclear love                                  $ creed   $
$ 102 $ the plural of bonus is bonii                               $ creed   $

if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether
you like it or not.  if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board,
et cetera.
heil creed.  <HEIL!#  HEIL!#>
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk!@  beware!#
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
mogel & eerie are the official usurpers and defilers of y0lk.
mercuri is the head military strategist of y0lk.

want to email us?
go ahead!@
the elite y0lk email list:
bedlam: mcgrath@wwa.com
belial: belial@raven.cybercomm.net
bighurt: repak@goodnet.com
black francis: francis@alfheim.csionline.com
creed: creed@nexxus.novasys.com
dead cheese: dead.cheese@wcos.com
handle: jwapienn@pla-net.net
hooch: hooch@intac.com
ideal: kevin@mixcom.com
insane: insane@erebus.magsystems.com
jamesy: jh@wwti.iway.net
joltcola: hotgerms@dgtlwrld.com
juke: owilliam@cube.ice.net
kojak: briang@ais.net
lucifer: lucifer@injersey.com
lumpy: deadsoul@ime.net
mercuri: jwapienn@pla-net.net
mirrorhead: doomed@voicenet.com
mogel: doomed@voicenet.com
murmur: phuckelb@sun.iwu.edu
mutter: mutter@openix.com
phorce: phorce@zine.com
poots: poots@intac.com
rage: rage@openix.com
shadow tao: aeande0@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu
sinister sheep: sinsheep@galileo.mis.net
spacephrog: mmccurdy@nexxus.novasys.com
spinsane: carne@luna.cas.usf.edu
spoonman: spoonman@tolstoi.saccii.net.au
taraxis: apf6401@cs.rit.edu
traq: traq@cac.psu.edu
trip: trip@juno.com
send submissions to:
submissions@zine.com
--(how to read more y0lk.)-----------------------------------------------------
to get all the rest of the y0lks, point your ftp props to:
ftp://ftp.openix.com/ftp/phorce/y0lk (highly suggested)
ftp://ftp.etext.org/pub/Zines/y0lk   (only on a dare)
or, you could also call the y0lk world headquarters (bbs).
erebus - 201-762-1373 (y0lk/rad whq - ACiD/ACiDiC - etc)
*or*, the *official* y0lk html is at its NEW DOMAIN!!@#
http://www.zine.com
http://y0lk.zine.com
http://zine.com
...choose from ANY THREE of those!@!@  rad, eh?!
OR, look for "y0lkb0t" on irc, EFnet.  type "@y0lk (number)" in the
public channel (not via private msg) to receive that issue of y0lk.  (y0lkb0t
is in #zines and #y0lk regularly.)
_OR_ .. ATTENTION y0lkies!#  join the y0lk mailing list!#  chat about
y0lk and all them other zines, too!#  email listserv@magsystems.com with the
line "subscribe y0lk" in the body of the message.
OR!  *new* alt.zines.y0lk! subscribe today! yes, folks, YOU can READ
the NEWSGROUP alt.zines.y0lk! isn't that special? join y0lknet too.  thank
phorce.  if you have ANY normal internet service provider, you can read
alt.zines.y0lk!@  (ask your admin at your ISP how you can receive the group
if you can't.)
OR!# coming soon!  micro ("pirate") radio!#  a y0lk hour-of-fun ON
THE AIR!#  (sorry, available only for those in the northern new jersey area.)
DOUBLE-OR!@  see y0lk AT A REAL BONAFIDE MUSEUM!@!@  y0lk will be
featured (among other cd-roms, print zines, e-zines, and video projects) at
the New Museum of Contemporary Art, New York.  (that's in soho.  i feel artsy
already.)  come on down to the museum and see the exhibit!@
the exhibit will be going from september 6th to november 5th, 1996.
c'mon down to the New Museum at 583 Broadway (between Houston and Prince
streets), New York City, NY.  Jonas'll be there, too.