Cthulu Blender up this weekend!
warpus BRING YO CREATIVITY BRING YO CRAYONS
hen
t h e e r
Im gonna blend some words,
only got twenty dollars in my pocket...
warpus Im gonna be in the kitchen for the next 25 minutes or so, making a
delicious brunch that I will NOT be submitting as part of the
blender, but rather eating. so if I dont respond for a while,
DONT PANIC
s h a k i n g d o w n
warpus in a move thats now been officially sanctioned by the UN security
council, we are now open to receive YOUR WORDS, for the first time
in blender history a bit ahead of time
so if youve got words, feel free to send them in to me on discord
or IRC
we are looking for a SUBJECT, an ACTIVITY, and a LOCATION
w e i r d l y w o r d y
warpus thanks for the words so far! we will now pull the lever on the word
decider machine, this will take a couple minutes. last minute words
welcome
Cthulu The machine just spat out a piece of paper
A little underwhelming
I hope it doesnt say 42
warpus 43???
Cthulu It says... Skeletor
warpus holy shit, what did cthulu say? is the first word SKELETOR? YES IT
SEEMS TO BE SO
I am getting a tingle.. no wait its a tinkle. or maybe.. OH SHIT
ITS THE SECOND WORD. the action is... PERFORMING SCIENTIFIC
EXPERIMENTS
holy damn, 3 words in one
Cthulu Good value for your word money
What is a location for these knowledge-enhancing activities? It
seems like it will involve... checks paper a temple
warpus SKELETOR / PERFORMING SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS / TEMPLE
tainted sheeeeeeeit
a n t i - c l a n k e r h a t r e d
Cthulu Before we start we should make a real 2025 request
We are interested in seeing how artists can combine these topics
using their juicy, fleshy moist human brains
This is a creative challenge for moist human brains
In conclusion, please avoid the use of AI assistants in cooking up
your compositions
Their brains are neither juicy, fleshy nor moist
If ais are so hot they can run their own contest
If an AI enthusiast would like to simulate an entirely AI generated
blender compo, Id like to see the results. But please call it
something else. The Render. The Lender.
warpus the blAInder
ONLY human and dolphin created entries will be accepted this time
around. certain breeds of parrots as well if you have the proper
documentation
s u d d e n d e a t h
warpus TIME IS UP
At this time I would like to make an important blendertm
announcement
We have entered the SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME tm mode WHICH IS ACTIVE
RIGHT NOW AS YOURE READING THIS
Unfortunately none of the submissions we have received so far meet
the standards of the blender constitution and associated land deeds,
as laid out by the blender founding fathers and mothers.
The next submitted entry that meets the criteria, makes at least
decent use of the words, shows some amount of decent effort, etc.
yadda yadda will probably win ALL OF THE POINTS
a n d t h e c h a m p i o n . . .
Cthulu Ok, we concluded our extension period and by gum a winner was
submitted!
So one point goes to this blenders sudden death overtime winner,
from fire graphics, an original apropos ansi art image by tainted...
Warpus has more to add
I think hes frozen, hang on, Im going to try to reboot him
Tainted Tainted and nail!
warpus AND NAIL!
crap I fell asleep
Tainted Haha
warpus my bad lol I got distracted looking something completely unrelated up
c o m i n r o u n d t h e m o u n t a i n
Cthulu next Blender ... lets take a break, its been a good decade of
revived Blender and I think everyone needs to catch their breath
May 23 2026!
warpus For now yeah lets take a breather and catch base in half years
time, by which point Im sure blender hunger will be on the rise and
everybody will be ready to blend af
w h e n s h e c o m e s
if there ever is another blender, it will most likely be held:
if not sooner!
saturday, may 23rd - sunday, may 24th, 2026
2:00pm - 2:00pm est
blender on EFnet
please join us. - hennifer
warpus